Halloween Jokes for Kids
112 funny Halloween jokes and 44 Halloween riddles for kids. Tap a joke to see the answer. Tap 🔊 and Peabody reads it to you. Spooky-cute, never scary.
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Ghost jokes
Friendly ghosts, and the jokes they tell.
Why did the ghost ride the elevator?Tap for the answer
To lift its spirits.
Where do ghosts buy their food?Tap for the answer
At the ghost-ery store.
What room does a ghost not need?Tap for the answer
A living room.
Why are ghosts bad at telling fibs?Tap for the answer
You can see right through them.
What do you call a ghost's mom and dad?Tap for the answer
Trans-parents.
What is a ghost's favorite game?Tap for the answer
Peek-a-BOO!
Why did the ghost go to the party?Tap for the answer
For the boo-ffet.
Why don't ghosts like the rain?Tap for the answer
It dampens their spirits.
What do ghosts wear when it's cold?Tap for the answer
Boo-ts.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?Tap for the answer
Sham-BOO.
What is a ghost's favorite fruit?Tap for the answer
A boo-nana.
Where do baby ghosts go in the day?Tap for the answer
Day-scare.
How does a ghost open a door?Tap for the answer
With a spoo-key.
What ride do ghosts love at the fair?Tap for the answer
The roller-ghoster.
What do ghosts say about a pretty flower?Tap for the answer
It's boo-tiful!
Skeleton jokes
Jokes that tickle your funny bone.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?Tap for the answer
He had no body to go with.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?Tap for the answer
The trom-BONE.
How did the skeleton know it would rain?Tap for the answer
He could feel it in his bones.
Why are skeletons so calm?Tap for the answer
Nothing gets under their skin.
What does a skeleton laugh with?Tap for the answer
Its funny bone.
Why do skeletons drink milk?Tap for the answer
It's good for their bones.
How do skeletons call their friends?Tap for the answer
On the tele-BONE.
What do skeletons say before they eat?Tap for the answer
Bone appétit!
Why did the skeleton go to the library?Tap for the answer
To bone up on his reading.
Why do skeletons shiver in winter?Tap for the answer
The wind goes right through them.
What do skeletons order at a picnic?Tap for the answer
Spare ribs.
What do you call a skeleton who won't get up?Tap for the answer
Lazy bones.
Monster jokes
Big, hairy, and very silly.
What is a monster's favorite dessert?Tap for the answer
I-scream!
Why did the monster eat a lightbulb?Tap for the answer
It wanted a light snack.
What do you call a monster with no neck?Tap for the answer
The Lost Neck Monster.
How do monsters like their eggs?Tap for the answer
Terri-fried.
What does a monster read at bedtime?Tap for the answer
A hairy tale.
What kind of monster loves to dance?Tap for the answer
The boogie man.
What's a monster's favorite playground ride?Tap for the answer
The scary-go-round.
What do monsters spread on their toast?Tap for the answer
Scream cheese.
Why did the one-eyed monster close its school?Tap for the answer
It only had one pupil.
What do little monsters eat for lunch?Tap for the answer
Ghoul-ash.
Why did the monster sit on the clock?Tap for the answer
It wanted to be on time.
Why did the monster knit three socks?Tap for the answer
It grew another foot.
Pumpkin jokes
Jokes from the pumpkin patch.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?Tap for the answer
With a pumpkin patch.
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?Tap for the answer
Squash.
Who helps little pumpkins cross the road?Tap for the answer
The crossing gourd.
What do you call a big round pumpkin?Tap for the answer
A plump-kin.
Why did the pumpkin go to the gym?Tap for the answer
To pump up.
Who is the king of the pumpkin patch?Tap for the answer
The pump-KING.
What does a pumpkin say in the morning?Tap for the answer
Gourd morning!
Why was the jack-o'-lantern so happy?Tap for the answer
Someone lit up its day.
What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes?Tap for the answer
A pun-kin.
Why do pumpkins sit on the porch?Tap for the answer
They have no hands to knock on the door.
What do pumpkins do after school?Tap for the answer
They hang out in the patch.
What do you call a pumpkin in a bad mood?Tap for the answer
A grump-kin.
Bat jokes
Jokes to hang around for.
What is a bat's favorite sport?Tap for the answer
Baseball.
What do bats do for fun?Tap for the answer
They just hang out.
How do bats stay so clean?Tap for the answer
They take a bat-h.
What does a bat learn first at school?Tap for the answer
The alpha-bat.
What did the mom bat say to the baby bat?Tap for the answer
You're driving me batty!
What is a bat's favorite game?Tap for the answer
Bat-minton.
Why are bats good students?Tap for the answer
They hang on every word.
What do bats say when they meet a friend?Tap for the answer
Hang on, I know you!
Why did the bat miss the bus?Tap for the answer
It hung around too long.
Witch jokes
Jokes with a pointy hat on.
Why do witches fly on brooms?Tap for the answer
Vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
What do witches put on their hair?Tap for the answer
Scare spray.
What do you call two witches who live together?Tap for the answer
Broom-mates.
What is a witch's best subject at school?Tap for the answer
Spelling.
What do you call a witch at the beach?Tap for the answer
A sand-witch.
What does a witch ask for at a hotel?Tap for the answer
Broom service.
What do witches race on?Tap for the answer
Vroom-sticks.
Where does a witch park her broom?Tap for the answer
In the broom closet.
How does a witch tell time?Tap for the answer
With a witch watch.
Why don't witches wear flat hats?Tap for the answer
There's no point.
Mummy jokes
Jokes that are all wrapped up.
Why don't mummies take vacations?Tap for the answer
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
What is a mummy's favorite music?Tap for the answer
Wrap music.
Why was the mummy so tense?Tap for the answer
He was all wound up.
How do mummies keep a secret?Tap for the answer
They keep it under wraps.
What do you call a mummy who eats crackers?Tap for the answer
A crummy mummy.
Why are mummies great at birthdays?Tap for the answer
They're good at wrapping.
What does a little mummy call its mom?Tap for the answer
Mummy!
What do mummies do on Friday?Tap for the answer
They wrap up the week.
Why did the mummy get a gold star?Tap for the answer
It was on a roll.
Vampire jokes
Cute vampires with sparkly fangs.
Why do vampires brush their teeth?Tap for the answer
To stop bat breath.
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?Tap for the answer
Fangs-giving.
What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?Tap for the answer
Auld Fang Syne.
What does a vampire say about a great party?Tap for the answer
It was fang-tastic!
What is a vampire's favorite dance?Tap for the answer
The fang-dango.
Why was the little vampire sleepy at school?Tap for the answer
He was up all night.
What does a vampire use to keep its cape neat?Tap for the answer
A fang-er.
Why did the vampire go to the dentist?Tap for the answer
To keep its smile fang-tastic.
Candy jokes
Sweet jokes for your treat bag.
What do you call candy you eat in class?Tap for the answer
Chalk-olate.
What kind of candy is never on time?Tap for the answer
Choco-LATE.
What do you call corn that tells jokes?Tap for the answer
Candy corn-y.
Why did the kid put candy under the pillow?Tap for the answer
For sweet dreams.
What is a ghost's favorite candy?Tap for the answer
Boo-ble gum.
Why did the jelly bean go to school?Tap for the answer
To be a smart cookie.
What did the gumdrop say to the lollipop?Tap for the answer
Stick with me!
What does a skeleton like on its candy?Tap for the answer
Nothing. It has no stomach for it.
Why did the lollipop do so well at school?Tap for the answer
It always licked its homework.
Halloween knock-knock jokes
Knock knock! Tap to hear who's there.
Knock knock!Who's there?Boo.Tap for the answer
Boo who?Don't cry, it's only a joke!
Knock knock!Who's there?Twig.Tap for the answer
Twig who?Twig or treat!
Knock knock!Who's there?Witch.Tap for the answer
Witch who?Witch one of you wants a treat?
Knock knock!Who's there?Phillip.Tap for the answer
Phillip who?Phillip my bag with candy, please!
Knock knock!Who's there?Wanda.Tap for the answer
Wanda who?Wanda go trick-or-treating?
Knock knock!Who's there?Owl.Tap for the answer
Owl who?Owl be in a costume tonight!
Knock knock!Who's there?Candy.Tap for the answer
Candy who?Candy you open the door? It's chilly out here!
Knock knock!Who's there?Bat.Tap for the answer
Bat who?Bat you can't guess my costume!
Knock knock!Who's there?Fangs.Tap for the answer
Fangs who?Fangs for the treats!
Knock knock!Who's there?Goblin.Tap for the answer
Goblin who?Goblin all that candy will give you a tummy ache!
Knock knock!Who's there?Howl.Tap for the answer
Howl who?Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock knock!Who's there?Justin.Tap for the answer
Justin who?Justin time for trick-or-treating!
Knock knock!Who's there?Turnip.Tap for the answer
Turnip who?Turnip the lights, it's too spooky!
Knock knock!Who's there?Muffin.Tap for the answer
Muffin who?Muffin to be scared of. It's just me!
Knock knock!Who's there?Ice cream.Tap for the answer
Ice cream who?Ice cream for candy every Halloween!
Knock knock!Who's there?Who.Tap for the answer
Who who?Is there an owl in here?
Halloween riddles for kids, with answers
What am I? Guess one of the three, then tap to see.
I'm orange and round. On Halloween I get a face. What am I?Tap for the answer
A pumpkin
I wear a white sheet and I say boo. What am I?Tap for the answer
A ghost
I have eight legs, and I spin a web. What am I?Tap for the answer
A spider
I ride a broom and wear a pointy hat. Who am I?Tap for the answer
A witch
I'm made of bones, and I dance on Halloween. What am I?Tap for the answer
A skeleton
You carry me door to door, and I fill up with treats. What am I?Tap for the answer
A treat bag
I'm black, I say meow, and I love Halloween night. What am I?Tap for the answer
A black cat
I'm tiny and sweet, with yellow, orange and white stripes. What am I?Tap for the answer
Candy corn
I glow inside a jack-o'-lantern when it gets dark. What am I?Tap for the answer
A little light
I hoot at night, and my eyes are big and round. What am I?Tap for the answer
An owl
I'm big and round, and I shine on Halloween night. What am I?Tap for the answer
The full moon
A witch stirs me in her pot, and I bubble and pop. What am I?Tap for the answer
A potion
You put me on to be someone else for one night. What am I?Tap for the answer
A costume
I'm thin and silver, and a spider makes me. What am I?Tap for the answer
A web
I say "Trick or treat!" at your door. Who am I?Tap for the answer
A trick-or-treater
I grow on a vine in a patch, and I can weigh more than you. What am I?Tap for the answer
A pumpkin
I'm a witch's ride, and I sweep the floor too. What am I?Tap for the answer
A broom
I'm a big pot where a witch makes her brew. What am I?Tap for the answer
A cauldron
I have wings and flap at night, but I'm not a bird. What am I?Tap for the answer
A bat
I'm sweet, I come in a wrapper, and you get me on Halloween. What am I?Tap for the answer
Candy
I'm round and on a stick, and I come in every color. What am I?Tap for the answer
A lollipop
I stand in a field, I'm stuffed with straw, and I shoo the crows. What am I?Tap for the answer
A scarecrow
I'm red, orange and brown, and I crunch when you jump in me. What am I?Tap for the answer
A pile of leaves
I come out at night, I'm dark, and I'm full of stars. What am I?Tap for the answer
The night sky
People say I'm full of friendly ghosts. What am I?Tap for the answer
A haunted house
I have a long tail and I squeak in the haunted house. What am I?Tap for the answer
A mouse
I have a cape and little fangs, and I say "Good evening!" Who am I?Tap for the answer
A vampire
I'm the night of the year for costumes and treats. What am I?Tap for the answer
Halloween
You carry me when it's dark, and I light the way. What am I?Tap for the answer
A flashlight
You scoop me out of a pumpkin, and you can roast me. What am I?Tap for the answer
A pumpkin seed
You bob for me in a tub of water at a fall party. What am I?Tap for the answer
An apple
I howl at the moon, and I'm a dog's wild cousin. What am I?Tap for the answer
A wolf
I'm an apple on a stick in a sweet, shiny coat. What am I?Tap for the answer
A candy apple
I'm a puzzle of paths in a tall corn field. What am I?Tap for the answer
A corn maze
I grow in the dark woods, and I look like a little umbrella. What am I?Tap for the answer
A mushroom
A ghost says me to give you a fright. What am I?Tap for the answer
"Boo!"
You say me at the door to get a treat. What am I?Tap for the answer
"Trick or treat!"
I have black feathers and a beak, and I say caw. What am I?Tap for the answer
A crow
I'm white, green or orange, I have a stem, and you can paint me. What am I?Tap for the answer
A pumpkin
I'm a house for bats, deep in a hill, dark and cool. What am I?Tap for the answer
A cave
I'm a mask with a big smile, and I hide your face. What am I?Tap for the answer
A mask
I come off the trees in fall and float down to the ground. What am I?Tap for the answer
A leaf
I'm a hat with a point, a wide brim and stars. Who wears me?Tap for the answer
A wizard
I'm a light in the sky that blinks, and I make a wish come true. What am I?Tap for the answer
A star
For grown-ups
- Are these Halloween jokes okay for little kids?
- Yes. They are spooky-cute: friendly ghosts, silly skeletons and cute vampires, with nothing gory or mean. Each one is short enough for a kindergartner to retell at dinner.
- How does the page work?
- Tap a joke to see the answer. Tap the speaker and Peabody reads it aloud, so kids who can't read yet can join in. The riddles give three choices, so kids can guess first.
- Is it free?
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